Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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