- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Fuck her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Knock knock Come in!

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Penis in a box.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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