What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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shut up

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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