hi my name is? joe

ollie is a fag so are you

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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