why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

yo mama so fat she's fat

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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