why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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The WNBA.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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