Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Josh kissing a girl

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Punchline.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Google Doodles

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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