Black people

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

kennah campion... being nice

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Exactly what?

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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