Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

W.N.B.A.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Tacos

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

how does peploe get around they walk

arse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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