I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

whats better than shoes feet

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What is 69? A two digit number.

W.N.B.A.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

I LIKE TURLES.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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