Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Black people are clen.

Lacrosse

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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