- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What's big and black? A black fridge.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

a black guy leaves prison

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Jewish People

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

how does peploe get around they walk

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

penis

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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