Hey, come here often? No.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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There is a car full of black people.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Women rights.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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