An Irishman stays home

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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This joke isnt funny.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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I love you.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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