Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Fruitcake

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Women rights.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

newt gingrich

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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