Slavery

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Men's rights

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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