why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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fart

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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