- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Rebecca Black sings a song.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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