Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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