- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

josh simpson has cancer

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

newt gingrich

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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