- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

A bar walks into your mother.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What time is it? 10:58

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A fat man buys a salad

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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