- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Women's rights

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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