whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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I hate you.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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no

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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