Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Global Warming.

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You.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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make me a sandwich!

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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