A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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knock knock you may come in

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Small breasts.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Ruller

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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I got shot, you laughed

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Women's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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