Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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9/11

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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