- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

George W. Bush

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Hi my name is Bob

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

The mets are 3-0 this season

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

CHEEZECAKE

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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