A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Shit.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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