- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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