- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

If life hands you lemons Take them

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A black succeeds

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

i like potatoes

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