- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

jokes r dumb

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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