Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Black people are innocent.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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why did the chicken cross the road

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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