- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Small breasts.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

women's rights

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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