- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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