Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Haha pizza

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What what In the butt

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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