why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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