why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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So one time this woman was learning...

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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France never surrender.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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