How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

penis

Jasper sucks.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Well, this is fun.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A ginger rapping.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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