- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What will happen when a black person die they die

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A baby seal walks into a club.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??