What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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women's rights

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Oliver's friends

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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black people. that is all...

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A joke

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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