- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

No joke.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

What is Jason? Black.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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