Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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theres a fat guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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BIG PENIS

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What what In the butt

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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