A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Well, this is fun.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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