- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Women's rights

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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