What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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jgkbk,mn

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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