Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Your mom.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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i have aids and a chode

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Oliver's friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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