Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Freedom of Speech

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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jokes r dumb

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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a horse walks into a barn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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