Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

That's what he said.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Lockerbie bombing

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

anus soup

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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