Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Religion

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Womens rights.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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That's unfortunate.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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A Jew returns change.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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