how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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A homeless person dies.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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