Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Noah is Smart.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Women rights.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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