Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Kate

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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