some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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BIG PENIS

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Go away.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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AROUND

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Golf.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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