Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What does a man like. food.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A van drives into a car.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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