- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

My mom.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

The chicken crossed the road.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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