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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

I dislike old people.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Two women were sitting in silence.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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