Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

. Deez nuts Ok

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

No.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Windows Vista

gays

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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