what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Religion

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What break when you talk?

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Men's rights.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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i wish i was a tree !

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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