How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

i am predestal

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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