- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why were corners made? For crying.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

black people. that is all...

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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