What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Penis

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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