They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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i am predestal

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Aodhan Hearty

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

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