Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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