What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Knock Knock Good one...

pubic lice.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

...and I'm a Mormon.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What break when you talk?

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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