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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

SAY

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Three men walked into a metal pole

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

black people. that is all...

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Dear John,

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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