A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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SAY

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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69

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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black people. that is all...

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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lol

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Dear John,

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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