What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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This joke isnt funny.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Nicholas Cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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