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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Fruitcake

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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come along children

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Obamacare!

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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