*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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knock knock come in

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A van drives into a car.

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A Jew returns change.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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