Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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ur mother

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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I like to eat.

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Fruitcake

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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