What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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a horse walks into a barn

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Knock Knock Good one...

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pubic lice.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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steves legs

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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