- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dislike old people.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

9/11

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Pickle!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

your life

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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