A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A scottish man having fun

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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