what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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hahaha

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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jack shine has boobs

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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