How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A dwarf walks under a bar.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

No.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

who just made fun of katie matt

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

This joke isnt funny.

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