Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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The geese of Growmore

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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justin littleton. nuff said

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jokes r dumb

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Women's rights

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Jews for Jesus

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