- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What does a man like. food.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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