So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Brett Farve

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Penis

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Obamacare!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What will happen when a black person die they die

Slavery

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

DANA

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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